martha in cleaning.

i am the best roommate in my house. i m not saying this for mere spite. i really am. mainly because my solution to all messes include either 409 or spring scented bleach. for example:

1. Problem: gopher on floor.
Solution: 409 + towels + trash can.
2. Problem: baby rat in sink (Dont get me started on how gross it was to touch it and not see it in the bean colored water...ew.)
Solution: screaming + towel for rat + scalding hot water + bleach.
3. Problem: Not my dog peeing in house.
Solution: Swearing + 409 + towels + trashcan
4. Problem: ants
Solution: 409 + paper towel
finally...
5. Problem: dog poop on floor in bathroom.
Solution: Bleach + mop + bathtub full of water + slippery floor... which reminded me...

back when tracee anderson and i were friends we got a fantastic idea of taking the shaving cream from the shower, completely covering the shower floor and then sliding on it. it was probably the most random, dangerous and wasteful things i ve ever done. i have NO idea what we were thinking, and after almost slamming both of our heads into the tile wall, we stopped. well, that was pretty much what i almost did while dealing with scenario 5 about five minutes ago. only, i wasnt in an enclosed area, i was on the white slippery floor. it gave me the same rush it did about seven years ago, but i think the bleach seeping into my pores might have done something as well. oh well, it was cool while it lasted.

before - after

the i to my computer is crapping out. - 11.16.2004

do i really want to go home- wait, am i already there? - 10.18.2004

camp songs in the background for this. - 09.07.2004

can we braid eachothers hair tonite!?! - 06.08.2004

its been two minutes since i found out... - 06.01.2004